A telephonic conversation between a working mother (who has to parlay personal and professional lives to come in aid of her husband in this era of high cost of living) and her 4yr old kid daughter:
"Momma, when are you coming home?"
"After 10 days, momma is really busy."
"Why not now?Come immediately.I am hungry, and take me to the park momma."
"Grandma will feed you, and papa will take you to the park, he will give you chocolates."
"No momma, come now.Papa is still in office."
"Kid,there are crocodiles at this place, and they are not letting me go.You have seen crocodiles na?They have eaten some people over here."
"Momma, you are brave,kill them and come back."
"Momma has killed two of them, there are ten more left."
"Momma, when will you kill all of them and come back?"
"Baby,it will take 10 more days."
"Will you stay in a tent?
"Yeah baby, in a tent.Baby, I have to hang up now, one crocodile is coming towards me, I have to kill this."
"Ok momma, you are sooo brave."
"Bye baby."
"B'bye momma."
"Momma, when are you coming home?"
"After 10 days, momma is really busy."
"Why not now?Come immediately.I am hungry, and take me to the park momma."
"Grandma will feed you, and papa will take you to the park, he will give you chocolates."
"No momma, come now.Papa is still in office."
"Kid,there are crocodiles at this place, and they are not letting me go.You have seen crocodiles na?They have eaten some people over here."
"Momma, you are brave,kill them and come back."
"Momma has killed two of them, there are ten more left."
"Momma, when will you kill all of them and come back?"
"Baby,it will take 10 more days."
"Will you stay in a tent?
"Yeah baby, in a tent.Baby, I have to hang up now, one crocodile is coming towards me, I have to kill this."
"Ok momma, you are sooo brave."
"Bye baby."
"B'bye momma."